Home Runs: 3
Game Winners: 1
Avg. HR True Dist.: 405 ft.
Longest HR: 433 ft.
Goatee's Current Power Level: Strong.
Proj. Actual Weight: 235
Next Projected Ass-Hammering: June 17th
Estimated Beers Consumed Daily in Innings 1-6: 9
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